firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

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bloodyoathmate:

Unfollowing a lot of blogs and then looking at your dash

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zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “do you watch porn?”

(via hellisempty-s)

lubricates:

lms if ur hot, single and have low standards

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bullied:

me after finals:

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(Source: bullied, via sextnoise)

nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

(Source: phineasomg, via hotboyproblems)

heckn:

WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU   heck

(Source: rchael, via pizza)

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

(via trait)